March 2012
Really?
I’m seriously sitting on my couch saying the lines with the movie.
When a song comes on, I sing and dance.
It’s a good thing this only happens when I’m alone.
Grease is on.
Time to sing and dance in my underpants.
“She’s the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their...”
– C.S. Lewis (The Screwtape Letters)
Can Kevin Smith just marry me already?
Please?
I seemed to have gained some new followers
How do you do?
dirtyandcurvy:
I really just want to be spanked
“Everything that has happened in your life has happened perfectly in order for...”
– Neale Walsch (via nirvikalpa)
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Anonymous asked: What do you do with all of your drawings?
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“The worst part of holding the memories is not the pain. It’s the loneliness of...”
– Lois Lowry, The Giver (via 35bit)
My uncles can be so stereotypical sometimes.
Me: So I'm responsible for inviting 25 people to this thing?
Uncle Tad: It's not a "thing", Britt. It's a nice party for your mother. It'll be fantastic, Jesse and I are really excited.
Me: Will there be alchohol?
Uncle Tad: Do you think we'd plan anything for your mother without alcohol?
Me: True. You guys are putting together quite the shindig.
Uncle Jesse: We're gay. Great parties are our specialty.
My uncles are planning my mother's 50th birthday...
It’s a surprise party.
My biggest concern is whether or not my mother is actually going to get out of bed that day.
She gets feisty on her birthday.
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I am going to take a quick nap
Then start this paper.
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
THIS BLOG IS GOLD.
HAHAHA
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Words I enjoy using:
Cunt, fuck, bitch, ass, tits, dick, berries,sequestered, indignant, imbecile, twat, boobs, redundant, quality, brazen, and many more.
I just thought I would throw out some of my favorites.
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“We’re all golden sunflowers inside.”
– Allen Ginsberg (via thenocturnals)
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Everything is okay though.
Because I bought mashed potatoes.
Can I just explain why my day was so terrible?
-Woke up late so I had to haul ass to campus
-As soon as I stepped out of my car, my sandal broke
-Had to go home and get new shoes, which meant that I missed lecture
-Made it to my second class of the day to realize I left my paper on my desk (the professor is nice enough to let me email it by 6 pm tonight)
-In my third class I was called a “whore” because I said that...
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I can always tell that I'm a little depressed when...
Guess what I just bought?
Anonymous asked: How do you get such a job? I am interested in pursuing something with children and this sounds like a good job so I wanted to look into it more. What do you go to college to study for this job?
Apparently whenever I wear a dress
My students assume that I have a date or something.
Oh, they are hilarious.